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...my brain hurts from this.

Tue Oct 6, 2009, 5:44 PM
  • Mood: Not Impressed
  • Reading: The Western Intellectual Tradition
  • Watching: Let's Play Silent Hill 4: The Room
This is definitely one of the stupidest quizzes I have ever seen. Hooray for uncreative and confusing stereotypes, I guess.

BOY SIDE

[X] you love hoodies (How does this only apply to boys?)
[X] you love jeans (...see above.)
[-] dogs are better than cats (Depends on your definition of "better." Poorly worded.)
[X] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall (...see the first parentheses.)
[ ] you've played with/against boys on a team (I'm not a team player. This isn't applicable.)
[X] shopping is torture
[ ] sad movies suck (I think this applies to emotionally shallow people more than just guys.)
[ ] you own a XBOX (Why would I want one when I'm more than happy with my Wii? And see the first parentheses again.)
[X] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter (Women can be firefighters too, asshat.)
[ ] you owned a DS PS2 or Sega (Why aren't these included with the XBox, and how does this only apply to guys? And why is the DS the only Nintendo console listed??)
[ ] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (Power Rangers were lame. Dragon Ball Z was way cooler.)
[X] you watch sports on TV (Sue me, I like golf.)
[X] gory movies are cool (So are gory video games. Why isn't THAT on the list?)
[X] you used to go to your dad for advice (I still do, and what does this have to do with guys?)
[ ] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[ ] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh (Why isn't Pokemon on the list, you assholes?! And once again, what does this have to do with gender??)
[X] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear (I ask again, what does this have to do with guys? And since when have girls NOT worn baggy sweatpants? Do you not go outside?)
[ ] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people (Guys don't have sleepovers? Since when?)
[X] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors (Way to be stereotypical about masculine colors.)
[-] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think (I'm not answering this one on the grounds that it's completely retarded. I can't believe this one.)
[ ] sports are fun (Why are sports only associated with guys?)
[X] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth (Who doesn't, other than Emily Post?)
[X] you sleep at night with your socks on (HOW THE HOLY FUCK IS THAT A "GUY" THING?!)
[X] you have fished at least once (See all the other "what does this have to do with gender" things.)

TOTAL= 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE

[ ] you like to shop
[X] you wear eyeliner (Very rarely, and don't act like guys don't do it too. Remember the Egyptians? Eyeliner was the shit in ancient Egypt.)
[ ] you wear the color pink
[X] you go to your mom for advice (And guys don't? What?)
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport (Who would?)
[ ] you hate wearing all black (OH FUCK YOU.)
[ ] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[X] you like wearing jewelery (As do guys. You wanna know how many guys with pierced ears I see in a single day? Probably at least 20.)
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook (The Notebook was a piece of shit.)
[ ] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe (All skirts except for my Indian skirt are the bane of my existence.)
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies (YOU ALREADY MENTIONED SHOPPING ABOUT 5 FUCKING TIMES. QUIT IT ALREADY.)
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars (FUCK YOU UP THE NOSE WITH PYRAMID HEAD'S KNIFE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE STAR WARS, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE CALLED HUMAN.)
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics (And boys can't take gymnastics? Right.)
[-] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed (Because I like to enjoy my time in the shower, not because I make a big deal of getting ready. There's a big difference.)
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should (I ask again, WHAT THE HOLY FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GENDER?! And what kind of question is this in the first place??)
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[ ] you care about what you look like majority of the time (Of course, this doesn't apply to boys. No sirree. Y'all are full of shit, I tell ya.)
[ ] you like wearing dresses
[-] you like wearing body spray/deodorant (Liking it and doing it because it's necessary are two different things.)
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[X] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[X] you like putting makeup on others (Duh. I'm an artist.)
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything (What the hell makes you think boys don't do that too?)

TOTAL= 5

deviantID

- Technically female.
- 18 but the maturity level varies greatly.
- Specializes in pantsu and being fucking weird.
- Constantly alert for the presence of ninja spiders.
- Favorite foods are pasta, Twix, and people.
- Currently getting an edumacation in the ways of illustration.
- Likes men, women, and everything in between. (that's not just referring to "in between their legs," mind you)
- Probably shouldn't be approached in dark alleys.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: America's Ass
  • Interests: dinosaurs, international "relations," being a recluse
  • Favourite movie: V For Vendetta, Boondock Saints, Sweeney Todd, Pink Floyd: The Wall, Star Wars
  • Favourite band or musician: Nine Inch Nails, Pink Floyd, Apocalyptica, The Moody Blues, Rammstein
  • Favourite genre of music: industrial, rock, instrumental, electronic
  • Favourite artist: Takeshi Obata [Death Note], Hiromu Arakawa [Fullmetal Alchemist], Kiyo Kyujo [Trinity Blood]
  • Favourite poet or writer: Ray Bradbury
  • Favourite style of art: realism, surrealism
  • Operating System: Mac OS X
  • Favourite game: Tetris, Audiosurf, SSB Brawl, Twilight Princess, pokeymanz
  • Tools of the Trade: Painter 9.5, Wacom Bamboo

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:iconhockeyalchemist:
< poke......poke>
are you still alive...
did you get arrested for eating someone? do you need me to break you out?
please don't be dead i would cry.... < poke poke>
<leaves chocolate bar and botle of vodka> that's in case you'er not dead

--
If you laughed when you realized that 'Yagami' is 'I'm a gay' backwards, post this in your signature.
Cake or Death
do you have a flag?
I love Draco Malfoy and Cedric Diggory
May the force be with you
ACE OF CAKES
:iconvelociraptor-c:
I'm alive and incredibly busy with homework and trying to keep my sanity. And laundry. I fucking hate doing laundry and it takes way too long. I'll draw stuff when I have time and energy to.

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And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear,
You shout and no one seems to hear.
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes,
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
Brain Damage : Pink Floyd
:iconhockeyalchemist:
I'm guessing you hate laundry
well i hope your life gets easier
Christy says hi
I'm grounded.... fistfight ;}

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If you laughed when you realized that 'Yagami' is 'I'm a gay' backwards, post this in your signature.
Cake or Death
do you have a flag?
I love Draco Malfoy and Cedric Diggory
May the force be with you
ACE OF CAKES
:icondemonsfearme:
8| BITCH Make me a sammich.

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When made with love and tender care, by man or beast or fish or clam, the one delight to always please is freshly made raspberry jam.
:iconalexds1:
Thanks a ton for the watch!

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